
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
makin my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound…
he was a confused man running from zombies
dude what the fuck not everyone has got that far into the show yet tag your spoilers
i hope your being sarcastic because that was the first episode
i have never seen breaking bad in my life
hey you… (slips you a twenty dollar bill) be my friend
(takes 20 dollar bill) no
I’m glad I’m not there this time.
“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”
when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic
“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
this is a tough one
our library has homestuck
We’ve done it guys. We’ve climbed this whole mountain.
adafdsgasdf
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids